Psycho cat lady in the making.

Random thoughts and reblogging of an unstable gay romantic.

clavid:ogfoodnun:why is he so happyJesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

(via pricklylegs)

(Source: wigglemore, via laughingstation)

makochantachibanana:

inktail:

rairii:

Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

This dog understands me and my feelings about mornings

thats a lot of sass for one puppy

Thor is my life bless him

(Source: videohall, via insp1re)

shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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(Source: subtubitles, via pricklylegs)

conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

(via yeahthathappened)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via consultingtimelordoftherings)

tastefullyoffensive:

More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Previously: Part One

enjoy-the-peep-show:

geralynnn:

rippedjeans-and-brokendreams:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

Lmfao okayyy

Ayeeeee💃👅

😂😂😂😂omg

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)