Psycho cat lady in the making.

Random thoughts and reblogging of an unstable gay romantic.

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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(via megustamemes)

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via death-by-lulz)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via orgasmic-humor)

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

(via kawaiiasspizza)

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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(Source: cumdurnp, via hilarity101)

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via c-urtneyy)

(Source: 6woofs, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via haha-l-m-a-o)